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Scotty's 12 Steps to Computer Expertise

 


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This Month's Quote

Rating Identifying Quote
1 Flatliner There is nothing wrong with my Macintosh!
2 Puppy Oh my God! I can't find my work….
3 Wannabe I have 12 MB of memory, or is that RAM? Is that my hard disk?
4 Newbie I thought you said there is no such thing as a stupid question!
5 Nerd Don't touch that wire! It's attached to my brain stem, I'm trying something new
6 Geek Ya sure I got it, you want me to burn ya a copy?
7 Expert Jeez, what a newbie!
8 Hacker There, you're back on…but your keyboard isn't working now... See ya!
9 Guru Not my problem, that's hardware.
10 Mandarin Not my problem, that's software.
11 Linus Can I have that Porsche by tomorrow?
12 Über-genius

There is nothing wrong with my Macintosh!

 

 

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