| Rating |
Identifying Quote |
| 1 Flatliner |
There is nothing wrong with my Macintosh! |
| 2 Puppy |
Oh my God! I can't find my work…. |
| 3 Wannabe |
I have 12 MB of memory, or is that RAM? Is that my hard disk? |
| 4 Newbie |
I thought you said there is no such thing as a stupid question!
|
| 5 Nerd |
Don't touch that wire! It's attached to my brain stem, I'm trying
something new |
| 6 Geek |
Ya sure I got it, you want me to burn ya a copy? |
| 7 Expert |
Jeez, what a newbie! |
| 8 Hacker |
There, you're back on…but your keyboard isn't working now... See
ya! |
| 9 Guru |
Not my problem, that's hardware. |
| 10 Mandarin |
Not my problem, that's software. |
| 11 Linus |
Can I have that Porsche by tomorrow? |
| 12 Über-genius |
There is nothing wrong with my Macintosh!
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